| Premier League Teams |
First Division Teams |
| Second Division Teams |
Third Division Teams |
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Alex Ferguson
Sex organ fuel |
David Ginola
A livid gonad |
Super John McGinlay
Sperm launching joy |
Andy Gray
Randy Gay |
Robbie Elliott
Better boil oil |
Teddy Sheringham
He'd shag dirty men |
Nathan Blake
An ankle bath |
Stan Collymore
Measly control |
Paul Merson
Lump on arse |
Peter Shilton
Enter hot lips |
Martin Keown
I'm not wanker |
Peter Beardsley
Beery plastered |
Maine Road
I Am A Drone
A Dire Moan
No! I Am A Red |
Neil Cox
Lexicon |
Karlheinz Reidle
He killer red Nazi |
Match Of The Day
They of mad chat |
George Best
Go get beers |
Gudni Bergsson
Undressing bog
Guns on bridges |
Fabrizio Ravanelli
Evil Brazilian afro |
Gareth Southgate
Treat to huge shag |
David Lee
Evil Dead |
Dennis Bergkamp
Pink German beds |
