Jokes about Stan Collymore
Q. How does Stan Collymore change a light bulb?
A. He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him.
Q. What's the difference between Stan Collymore and God?
A. God doesn't think he's Stan Collymore.
A father and son were eating breakfast. The father's newspaper had the headline "Van Gogh sold for £8 million." The son asked, "Is he worth it dad?"
To which the father, surprised at his son's interest in fine art, replied "I suppose so, son. Why do you ask?"
The son said "Well, Liverpool paid more than that for Stan Collymore, and he was useless!
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