Miss World kicks off
The reigning Miss World - from Brazil - was invited to start The charity football match by performing the ceremonial kick-off.
After an excellent game, which raised a great deal of money, a dinner was held.
During the speeches which followed, Miss World made the evening for all present when, in broken English and with great charm, she said,
'It eez great honour for me to kick off your ball; I will be pleased to come back any time to English football clubs and kick all your balls off.'
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