Priests vs Vicars
There was once a match in Liverpool between Anglican vicars and Roman Catholic priests.
Early in the game the Catholics were awarded a penalty. Father Flanagan placed the ball carefully, took a long run at it, and kicked. The ball sailed high into the air and missed the goal by miles.
Father Flanagan didn't utter a word. He just stood there with a grim expression on his face.
The team captain, Monsignor Ryan, came up behind him and said reprovingly, 'Father, that is the most profane silence I have ever heard!'
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