The object of the game is
It was mid-way through the football season and a third division team were doing really badly. The manager decided to get the team together and go back to absolute basics. Picking up a football, he said,
"Right, lads, what I have in my hands is called a football, and the object of the game is..."
"Hang on a minute," came a shout, "you're going too fast."
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