Where did they go?
In a crucial Cup semi-final a few years ago, the capacity rowd of 30,000 watched a rather diminutive striker get possession of the ball early in the second half.
He was immediately tackled by three large defenders, and went down under a pile of thrashing arms and legs.
Emerging dazed from the melee a few moments later, he looked round at the crowded stands and gasped,
'How did they all get back in their seats so quickly?'
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