Barnet Songs and Chants
A nine point Christmas
(To the tune of `White Christmas')
I'm dreaming of a nine point Christmas
just like the ones I used to know
Where the goalposts glistened
And children listened
To hear the West Bank in full flow (in full flow)
Why don't you fuck off Alan Mullery
(To the tune of Don't Cry For Me Argentina')
Why don't you fuck off Alan Mullery
The truth is we never liked you
Now we are losing
Now we are shit
Why don't you fuck off
You sad fat git
The Fulham train
(To the tune of `The Runaway Train')
The Fulham train came over the hill, hurrah, hurrah
The Fulham train came over the hill, hurrah, hurrah
The Fulham train came over the hill
The brakes failed and they all got killed
Lala la la la la
The brakes failed and they all got killed
Barnet chant
We all follow the Barnet
Over land and sea (and Runcorn)
We'll all follow the Flash. man to the cemetery
(land of Hope and Glory' version)
My old man's a dustman
My old man's a dustman
He wears a fireman's hat
He killed 10,000 Germans
So what d'ya think of that
One lay here, one lay there, one lay round the corner
A poor of soul with a bullet up his hole was crying out for water
Water, water, water, water came at last
I don't want your water so stick it up your
Ask her round for tea, and all the family
If she don't come I'll tickle her bum with a lump of celery
Celery, celery
If she don't come I'll tickle her bum with a lumpof celery
West Bank Underhill
Balls right, skin back tight
Bollocks to the front
We're the boys who make more noise and we're always on for cunt
We're the riders of the night and we love tofucking fight
We're the riders of the West Bank Underhill
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