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Bolton Wanderers Songs and Chants

Bolton chant

Can we play you every week?
(Credited with being the first to sing this during the 4-1 win at Middlesbrough in February 1996, when rooted tothe foot of the Premier League)

Bolton chant

Where were you when you were shit?
(to Blackburn's new found jump on the Jack Walker bandwagon fans)

Bolton chant

Fiiiiiiiiiish
(Adopted South African chant for whenever Mark Fish touches the ball)

Bolton barmy army

Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
We keep chickens (Feeeesh) in our back yard (tank)
We feed 'em ('im) on Indian (African) corn
And one's a bugger for giving the other
A piggy back over the wall
O we're the barmy Bolton army na na na na na na na ner ner

Mixu Paateleinen
(To the tune of `There's No Limit)

Mixu
Mixu Mixu
Mixu Mixu
Mixu Paaa te leinen

Run, run wherever you may be

Run, run wherever you may be
We are the BWFC
And we'll twat you up
Wherever you may be
And put you in the infirmary

John McGinlay

We've got something you've not got
We've got something you've not got
We've got something you've not got
Super John McGinlay
Super, super John
Super, super John
Super, super John
Super John McGinlay

I was born under a Wanderers scarf
(To the tune of `I was born under a Wandering Star')

I was born
Under a Wanderers scarf
I was born
Under a Wanderers scarf
Knives are made for stabbing
Guns are made to shoot
If you come in the Lever End we'll all stick in the boot
I was born under a Wanderers scarf

Bolton chant

What the fuck
What the fuck
What the fuck is going on?
(Scarborough's first ever Football League victory, a 4 0 thrashing of Bolton in 1987, is greeted with understandable incredulity)


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