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Queens Park Rangers Songs and Chants

2-1

2-1, you only beat us 2-1
When everyone else scores three,
You only beat us 2-1
(Man City's anthem Blue Moon is thrown back at them after they could only see off Rangers 2-1. The Londoners had suffered eight straight defeats before this one)

He's only a poor little Spurs fan

He's only a poor little Spurs fan
He stands at the back of the shelf
He goes to the bar
To buy a laaaaaa ger
But only buys one for himself


Tony Adams

Who's that driving on the pavement
Who's that crashing through the wall
He plays in red and white
And he crashes every night
Tony Adams is a donkey after all

QPR chant

And its Queens Park Rangers
Queens Park Rangers FC
We're the finest football team
The world has ever seen


Steve Morrow

Morr ow, Morrow fell off
Morr ow, Morrow fell off
Morr ow, Morrow fell off
Morrow fell off a donkey


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