Wimbledon Songs and Chants
We are the Wombles
We won't win the League and we won't win the Cup
We're not going down and we're not going up
We're not very good in fact we're bad
We are the Wombles, we're mad
Winter holiday
(To the tune of `Summer Holiday)
Palace are going on a winter holiday
They are going for a season or two
They are going to a place called the Nationwide
That's the place for yoooooouuuu
For a season or two
Palace go down
(To the tune of `Tupthumping' by Chumbawumba)
Palace go down
They come back up again
But then they always go back down
Palace go down
They come back up again
But then they always go back down
We hate the Palace scum
We hate the Palace scum
They're just a shitty team
They're just a crappy team
They're just a bollocks team
They're just a wanky team
They're just a team that reminds us of a bag of shit
They're just a team that reminds us of a sack of shit
Oh, Palace scum
Palace scum
Palace scum
Palace go down
The Dons belong in Merton
(To the tune of Oasis's Dont took back in anger')
Look inside the eye of Sam's mind
Talking from his behind
About a place to play
We know just where he has been
It's only Dublin he's seen
It gives the game away
But to find a ground in Merton can't be hard
All this council stuff could be just a charade
And millionaires that we have never seen
Have walked right in and they have hid
Behind their 30 million quid
But they ain't ever gonna wipe our club out
And no Sam we can't wait
To walk through the gates
Of a new ground back home
You'll listen one day
The Dons belong in Merton
You'll hear us say
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