Character witness
One of the top players in the Premier League was called as a character witness in a matrimonial case and, on being asked his profession, replied, 'I am the greatest footballer in the world!'
After the case was over he came in for a good deal of teasing from his team-mates. 'How could you stand up in court and say a thing like that?' they asked.
'Well,' he replied; 'you must remember I was under oath!
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