Retiring from the game
A goalkeeper had had a particularly bad season and announced that he was retiring from professional football. In a television interview he was asked his reasons for quitting the game.
'Well, basically,' he said, 'it's a question of illness and fatigue.'
'Can you be more specific?' asked the interviewer.
'Well,' said the player, 'specifically the fans are sick and tired of me.'
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