A supporter arrived at the ground one Saturday to find the place completely empty. He went to the office and …
Soccer Fans
Marriage for a ticket
A week before the Cup Final at Wembley a few years ago there was an advertisement in The Times which …
Home at half time
A man went off to a football match one Saturday afternoon, and while he was away his wife was 'visited by a …
Blame the parents
Three fans were bemoaning the fact that their team kept losing and was facing relegation. "I blame the …
Don’t worry about the bottles
At a local derby between Arsenal and Spurs last season, a spectator. suddenly found himself in the thick of …