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No match today?

A supporter arrived at the ground one Saturday to find the place completely empty. He went to the office and …

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Marriage for a ticket

A week before the Cup Final at Wembley a few years ago there was an advertisement in The Times which …

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Home at half time

A man went off to a football match one Saturday afternoon, and while he was away his wife was 'visited by a …

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Blame the parents

Three fans were bemoaning the fact that their team kept losing and was facing relegation. "I blame the …

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Don’t worry about the bottles

At a local derby between Arsenal and Spurs last season, a spectator. suddenly found himself in the thick of …

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